Friday, Bloody Friday

With body and mind on the mend, I was happy to get back to running yesterday. I spent a leisurely 2 hours on the Bent Creek Trails and enjoyed every humid, happy moment of it.

Here's the remaining evidence of my recent trail beating (hopefully, you're not eating):

Post Race Thoughts

I am so ready for more punishment!!!

That was easy.

That brings us to your 5 jokes. Here they are:

Joke #1 Termite

Termite walks in to a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Joke #2 Don't Step On A Duck

There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, "Alright, but don't step on a duck. The drunks reply, "Why ducks?" God repeats, "Just don't step on a duck." The drunks agree and go back down to earth. A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck. Instantly, he's chained to the ugliest woman in the world. A month goes by and the second steps on a duck. The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world. He says, "God, what did I do for this?" The girl says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

Joke #3 Duck In A Feed Store

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay" and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves. Next day, the duck walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" "No," comes the reply."Got any duck feed?"

Joke #4 Blonde

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are all in grade 3. Which one is hottest?The blonde because she is 18.

Joke #5 Out On A Limb

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff.As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is going to have to let go or we will all die."The redhead gives a long impressive speech about how she has lived the most and that she will be the one to let go. The blonde is so impressed that she starts clapping!


Finally...

Aaaaawwwww... Look at this adorable picture of the Blackhawk Boys:

Happy Friday!